underwhere

Extremely skimpy and revealing undergarments, usually women's, worn to divert attention from their faces while reducing waste of natural resources. Garments of similar minimalist design may be worn by men if they are gay or French.

For quick results Bill advises to check a woman for three things: underage, under the influence and underwhere.

by Richmond RichardHof March 7, 2009

underwhelmed

unimpressed, unmoved, disappointed by lack of cerebral prowess or performance, failure to meet expectations, failure to provide evidence to support arguments

His performance did not wow me at all, I was totally underwhelmed.

by go big or go home January 1, 2004

h'underware

H'underware (contraction for hair underware) is a very dense patch of pubic hair, usually on a woman, that extends from just below the navel to the upper thigh front and back and is typically the result of an extreme case of winter bush.

Oh man, she's really hot except she's sporting a massive pair of h'underware.

by carpet bagger January 10, 2013

undershare

Providing too little information or context when blogging or tweeting. With the ubiquitous status updates on Facebook and Twitter, people forget that it can be helpful to provide enough context for a message to be meaningful. So, ironically, while people tend to overshare, they also undershare at the same time!

Guy 1: I got a tweet last night from Jim, he said, "this is so effing great!"
Girl 1: I saw that, too. Why does he constantly undershare?!
Guy 1: Probably wasn't that great.

by Chuco the driver January 17, 2011

Un-underwearer

Someone who is against the idea of wearing underwear

Jonathan is an Un-underwearer I find that disgusting

by Hotworder August 21, 2020

undercheese

after sex the man makes semen and if he doesnt clean it up under his balls it makes a yellow fungus hard to get off

john: sooo how was melany last night in bed?
nate: aaaaawsome but i got some seriouse undercheese!

by SwAgMaStEr2o0o July 25, 2011

Underware

Computer software that is like a root kit, virtualizing the entire system. It is designed to intercept all input output. It is used for information control. Its existence is not formally acknowledged.

Changing my webcam resolution is not working- it must be the underware preventing the settings change.

by JayRDontCareNoMo August 9, 2019