Sperkleburp

The burping-like sound made by the sudden rise of bubbles in a water cooler when you pour a new cup.

I didn't fart by the office cooler! That was just a sperkleburp.

by Alik Perakh April 8, 2007

Spermuginate

1. To Release sperm under someones brow.....directly into their eyes

2. the act of having sex underneath someones bed while they are sleeping in it....(note the sex-ie is not the one sleeping)

3. When a person aptly named T.L.C. sperms under M.C. Hammer's belly flap

4. A Random Word to say if you have nothing else to say...

T.L.C. , Why don't Your GO and Spermuginate M.C. Hammer!!!!

Oh Fuck..*blank stare*.........SPURMUGINATE! (definition 4)

by Random Annoyed Friend June 9, 2009

Spert

The combination of Fecial Matter and the ejacutlarion, also known as Sperm, once released from the anal canal during coitus.

Molly pushed out a big Spert after Scott blew his load inside her.

by Bagg88 January 20, 2016

the sperminator

ah-nold schwartzenegger!

male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility

(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)

load of slop made a fool of ah-nold, hes' the sperminator!

the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,

poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator

that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!

by michael foolsley June 12, 2011

Sperg

A super neat-o swamp/magical land that is perfect for doing anything illegal behind the cemetery Rest Haven in Hagerstown, Maryland.

Coooolguy: Hey man, want to hit up Sperg later? I got some Earl Sweatshirt, and DAAAAMN dat shit is potent.

RageQueen: AW SHIT MAN, let's go to Sperg NAO.

by Berfaknee April 22, 2011

Spermicide

when sperm flies all over the place after ejaculation

dude, i was maturbating last night and i spermicide all over my clothes.

by Andrew "Amagr8" Ace November 12, 2007

spermed

Pwned, owned or in a sentence like 'you got spermed' it is like saying 'you got served'.

After Alex was owned by Andrew in COD, Andrew said "You got spermed!!"

by Johnny Star May 15, 2010