Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.

Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.

by Firephoenix June 16, 2020

night showers

to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.

then you write a letter to your crush.

It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.

by Krkič June 5, 2019

ginger shower

When a red head urinates on you

Ron Howard gave Ralph Mouth a Ginger Shower behind Arnolds

by Gigawatt Alowishus November 4, 2015

hell shower

A shower so hot it makes your skin turn bright red

“It’s getting late, I should probably take my daily hell shower.”

by L#V1ATHAN November 11, 2020

Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

by MF1212 August 7, 2017

meatier shower

When a woman is taking multiple dicks to the face (usually in a slapping action all at once) in a room with a tile floor and a drain in the middle of the tiled floor. Was popular in Europe around the 1900’s.

( Friend 1) : hey bro, you want to hit the pool later?
(Friend 2) : no thanks , last time I got caught up in a meatier shower!

by B•Brazy June 11, 2023

shower singing

It is the time when you are in shower and you are actually trying to sing well.

You think I sing bad, but you’ve never heard me shower singing.

by Toomoyst May 10, 2018