Mournful Tits

Titties that are just plain sad to look at like a legless vietnam veteran begging for change, or the titties found at a strip club at lunch time on a monday afternoon.

did you see that 40 year old hooker with the stretch marks and mournful tits down on 47th street.

by Mr White 7 October 15, 2010

Chastity Tits

1. When a girl has breasts so appealing that her vagina is neglected in favor of inter-mammary intercourse.
2. Breasts that a guy finds he can't help but ejaculate between during a titfuck, even if it's supposed to be foreplay.

Thanks to her chastity tits, Leslie didn't lose her virginity until 25 despite being a massive whore.

by shuttlebutt July 3, 2010

tit-tanics

Gigantically voluptuous breasts, directly opposite to tittles.

Jared: Good God, check out those tit-tanics!
Carl: She could sink an iceberg with those things!

by queermilk September 1, 2010

tit mistress

A prostitute who limits her services to allowing her breasts to be fondled.

A tit mistress who works frat parties can make more in a night than in a week of waitressing.

by SPQR January 28, 2008

zit tits

a woman with undeveloped boobs.

I really like this girl at school but she has zit tits.

by Ogeid January 11, 2009

yam tits

a pair of woman's breasts that are shaped like yams, sometimes quite beautifully and at other times, not so much a lot.

I once dated a girl who had very sexy yam tits.

by titlover December 9, 2008

karissa's tits

Big juicy melons that grow from the finest guava trees

Dammm KARISSA'S TITs

by Danceywhre December 4, 2016