Poarch Monkey

Slang term for a good-for nothing, lazy-ass, nigger.

Those Damn Poarch Monkeys.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006

Monkey Made A Poopie

A phrase created when Monkey had an "accident." Often used to infuriate, irritate, or embarrass Monkey.

We were going to go to the movies with some girls, but then Monkey made a poopie.

Aw shit you guys, Monkey's making a poopie again!

I'm sorry I shot your dog Monkey, don't make a poopie about it.

by Andy Heckel June 8, 2004

monkey grab

to pick smth up by using one´s toes

I couldn´t be bothered bending over to pick up the pen, so I simply monkey grabbed it.

by HarryD May 19, 2007

fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

chump monkey

1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.

2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.

1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"

by AllyG October 27, 2005

washoka monkey

A washoka monkey is simply when you crap on the floor, take the crap, and use it as a lubricant to masturbate yourself doing the "monkeystyle" masturbation.

Kevin washoka monkey yesterday.

by blackcocker December 6, 2006

hunky funky monkey

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.

hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.

by Brenda Ledwig March 25, 2007