Jordan Elliott

Like Paulie Bleaker, Mclovin, or that one cool guy you know. Acts like a jackass and is flirtatious

Jessica: you know Joe?
Rachel: Yea! he's such a Jordan Elliott

Jordan Elliott by Joebichen April 22, 2009

Jordan kun 

An incredibly hot asian ninja girl who would rip your testicles off as soon as look at you. She wears a full suit of black leather - on her it's not a cliche - and if you ever laid eyes on her, her cold and commanding presence would inflict heart-stopping terror upon you as you feared for your life. She's more likely to rip your kidneys out and then kill you than give you the time of day, but that hardly matters because she's so god damn sexy, and getting killed by her would give you a boner hard enough to break titanium.
No one knows where she came from, but there are rumors that she had her heart broken and disappeared for several years before re-emerging as the cold, hard assassin we know now. This rumor may be true, as it explains the small metal statue of a demon-fox invariably found embedded in her victims' hearts, with no sign of an entrance wound. She has eluded armies and slain kings, and is one assassin to be much feared.

-Did you hear that George just fell over dead during the rally yesterday ~Yeah, I heard there was a statue inside his body. -Jordan kun must have got him. He was a player.

Jordan kun by Dooooomsauce August 19, 2011

jordan winter 

A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.

Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!

Guy 2, Back off mate!

Guy 1, Why should i faggot!

Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!

jordan winter by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013

Jordans 

A n*gga's Favorite shoes.

"Bitch! Don't step on my Jordans!"

Jordans by john00 January 30, 2015

Jordan 

She is the greatest sister you could ever ask for she always trust you and your glad everyday you have a jordan

Man" Jordan Is so trustworthy"
Girl" Duh that's because she is Jordan"

Jordan by Jacksonfav April 3, 2015

Jordan 

Jordan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he so nice he is so funny and he is the best with the lady's

Oh man I wish I had a myself a jordan

Jordan by Julieiscool89 June 17, 2016

Jordan Daley 

A term for a black man with a small penis and or crusty lips.

Jim: yo did you hear about that 'Jordan Daley'?

Bob: yea I heard he hadn't put on lipstick in 3 years!!

Jordan Daley by Yashua Shahal June 3, 2016