jesus awesome 

the opposite of god awful

That pizza was jesus awesome.

jesus awesome by II VeZ II January 11, 2009

jesus loves you

When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.

Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?

jesus loves you by jordannnnharts September 24, 2010

Jesus Chain 

A Jesus Chain Is A Cross With A Chain THat You Wear Around Your Neck.

"I Forgot To Wear My Jesus Chain"
"I Got A Jesus Chain For My Confirmation"

Jesus Chain by Brandon Harripersaud July 26, 2006

jesus saves! 

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"

jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?

jesus saves! by LayItonYou March 24, 2007

Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

Jesus Tree by PetePimp July 24, 2006

Jesus Nikes 

Another term for sandals.

Hey man, its so nice out I think I'm going to wear my Jesus Nikes.

Jesus Nikes by Bapeeee April 15, 2009

Jesus Hot 

A time when it is so hot outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the heat.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Hot outside that the entire world was on fire and the only (relativly) cool place was inside the oven with it set to 500 degrees CELCIUS!!!!!

Jesus Hot by not_michael October 11, 2004