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I could buy you and sell you

A supercilious phrase, meant to say that the speaker is so much richer (and, by implication, cooler) than the hearer that the second person's opinions/possessions/whatever fail to matter at all.
Why, you insufferable poser, I could buy and sell you!
by Marchbanks May 2, 2004
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What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.
After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."
by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010
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i can’t bangs with you

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.
Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..
by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018
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I could buy you and sell you

Essentially, "I am much richer than you." A stronger form of "I could buy you." Usually a derisive phrase.
"I could buy you and sell you," said Bill Gates to his impoverished employee.
by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004
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or i shall taunt you a second time

The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.
"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"
by boobs July 28, 2003
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I can teach you my language

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.
1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!
by bIMON June 2, 2011
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