fairfax school 

A shite place where the male teachers look up girls skirts. The teachers go mad at you for no FUCKING reason even tho all you did was say I wasn't talking. All the teachers are shite and need help apart from Mr larkin. He's safe. All the six formers smoke round the back of g block and the yr 7s think there hard. The girls roll their skirts up because their slash and the boys dont even FUCKING care. Mrs bun is a fat slag who need to get a life and Mr Clarke needs to learn how to dress modern. All together its a shit school which I hope burns to the ground

Girl: can I go fairfax school?
Mom: no you little shit that school is terrible. The music teacher likes kids more than his wife.

fairfax school by Iwriteshitcomments November 9, 2020

faire minette

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

It is my ambition to faire minette in Bay Minette.

faire minette by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 20, 2007

water fairies

A jocular term for Firefighters. Often used by police officers who are under the impression that firefighters spend their down time sleeping and playing ping pong

"That cat appears to be stuck up a tree i'll go call the water fairies"

water fairies by sfy January 6, 2008

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty 

A meme about rick and morty where people post this in reply of those criticisms of the show.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam November 2, 2017

Fairfax Fudgsicle 

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.

Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.

Fairfax Fudgsicle by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021

Doing-a-Fairclough 

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.

I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough

Doing-a-Fairclough by mattlumb November 13, 2010

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021