deserter dan

"Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else

But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she will now be knows as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

John Nonny & Dan Shaba

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.

Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2023

Danned

Overcomplicating things. Overthinking it for no reason!

The instructions were absolutely Danned with unnecessary jargon that nobody could follow them. I think they were Danning this.

by NotDan123 November 19, 2025

Dan

dan is dog water. if youre friends with a dan his dads fat and his mom is waiting to make love to you.

Dan your dads overweight!

by SGhero48 January 26, 2021

Dan Andrews’d

To completely fuck something up

I can’t believe I broke up with the hottest girl I’ll ever get..... I really Dan Andrews’d the fuck out of that one

by Joe_kickasss September 9, 2020

dan reynolds

the sexiest man alive
the best lead singer
very strong
best lgbt+ rights activist
owner of the best band alive

husband to a beautiful wife

Dan reynolds should make a new song called new

by danreynoldsis legend November 1, 2021

Dan

Just average. Nothing else.

Your friend being average is his most defining feature. He’s a dan.

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023