crotch waffle

an old stinky, used douchebag

I'm going to toss a crotch waffle at your face!

by Evil Sapper December 11, 2007

Crotch Wrap Supreme

n: The collection of food that gathers in your crotch from trying to eat Taco Bell while driving.

My pants are ruined and I'm still hungry, good thing I still have a Crotch Wrap Supreme.

by inCozNito July 20, 2013

shampoo my crotch

An English phrase used to express strong dislike for something.

People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.

by Teddy of the Sea March 17, 2014

Fuzzy crotch balls

The little balls of lint sometimes found on the inner thigh area of pants, usually caused from the pants/ thighs rubbing together while being worn.

"Aw man, these pants are brand-new! I can't believe they already have fuzzy crotch balls!"

by Lin*z July 09, 2009

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 18, 2010

crotch rocket

Crotch Rocket , motorcycles . . usually turbo charged making more HP than most cars (350+ HP at the rear wheel) and weighing 10+ times less than a car and runs ~8 second 1/4 miles and 0-60 in 2.4 seconds . .

yo that crotch rocket is turboed ? ? Shit fuck up them ricers and white trash mother fuckers !!

by turborider April 05, 2003

crotch rot

a name someone can call you. Its really hardcore to call a cool person crotch rot when they are clean. They should always take it as a compliment... unless they feel dirty. then they should go home and wash their crotch lke 5 times.

'''talking'''blah blah blah''''
"hey crotch rot"
"what does that mean??? wtf...my crotch isn't rotting"
"oh well...crotch rot"

by popcornisbetterthanyou April 01, 2007