Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 20, 2015

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

crap rat

someone who eats crap

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn

by moshababe August 1, 2006

Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.

Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

Crap ton

See shit ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!

by Hattermad April 4, 2019

Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇

I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here

by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021

Crap

I believe it to be a tire engulfed in flames on the side of the road.

*Me and mother driving along road.*

*Mother looks out window*

Mother: Holy crap!

*I look out window to see a burning tire on the side of the road.*

by Big jimmyz October 31, 2022