Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 13, 2023
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crap sack

yo that girl gut a lot of crap sacks
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crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.
when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"
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CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE
AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP
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Crap

Not only crap is a swear word or just an impolite word, it can also be a euphemism for sh*t.
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Crap

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Crap

I believe it to be a tire engulfed in flames on the side of the road.
*Me and mother driving along road.*

*Mother looks out window*

Mother: Holy crap!

*I look out window to see a burning tire on the side of the road.*
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