blasturbating

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

by Knoodle July 2, 2014

blastalicious

Tending to make one blast off copious amounts of cum

Lisa is a two-rubber girl...she's that blastalicious!

by pentozali September 24, 2014

blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016

blastolart

An irrelevant girl, usually very ugly

terry: stacy spoke to me yesterday
john: shes blastolart

by blastolart July 20, 2016

Blasted

When someone shoots you, called this for the sound the gun makes

Damn did you hear what happened to jimmy he got blasted

by Broke.rob June 4, 2018

Blasterz

A massive twat who Bans anyone for getting his feelings hurt..

Wow Blasterz is a twat

by X3TM January 19, 2019

Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.

John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.

by Crazy49 February 27, 2019