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Grantham 

adjective. Extremely poor behaviour of a person or persons. To be bad mannered and hostile in the extreme. To have few or no manners, or little to no upbringing.

Origin of word - From the town where this behaviour seems to be the norm.
Example 1 -
Jeff - 'She was hungry and all she asked was when they were going to get something to eat, and that's when he shouted "Oh, stop whinging, you idiot! For Christ's sake!"'
Bob - 'But she's so sweet and lovely! Why was he so Grantham to her?'

Example 2 -
Alice -'...and when he said he couldn't understand why people would prefer to watch a rape scene in a soap opera to watching Star Wars, she bellowed "God! Stop whining! Shut your bloody mouth!" right in front of all his friends! Poor fellow was stunned!'
Jenny - 'I'm not surprised! Embarassing him in front of his friends? What awful and Grantham behaviour! She ought to be ashamed of herself!'
Alice - 'Being so Grantham, she probaly has no idea what is, let alone have any...'
Grantham by Squirty September 8, 2008
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Grantham 

Grantham is a town in linconshire the population is 50% chav and 50% crackheads, its probably one of the shittiest towns in lincolnshire and if your not from there, thank the lord
If you were wondering about moving to Grantham, dont.
Grantham by youdontknowme. July 30, 2023

blast a grantham 

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.
It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

Granthamanian

bonday is a dirty granthamanian with a fine booty
Granthamanian by sal & jono September 2, 2005

granthali 

Granthali means very sweet, cute, childish girl. She like to be friends with everyone. She is naive. She loves her hair very much. Granthali doesn't like if anyone comes between friendship. Granthali is very caring sweet and very very cute.
Hey I found my granthali!
granthali by ryuk_0606 January 13, 2018

Grantjamima 

Grantjamima lamp lamp potato skkrt baxing
Grantjamima by Pacman-ish October 16, 2020

Granthana 

Someone who has a good communication skill and is also emo.
OMG! She's such a Granthana! She keeps crying and talking!
Granthana by He_lium September 14, 2022
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