Definitions by MisterInvisible

antsat 

Acronym for “Always nice to see a turtle”. Can also be used for a tortoise.

“Hey Paul, check out this little turtle!”
“ANTSAT”

antsat by MisterInvisible September 12, 2020

blast a grantham 

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

blast a grantham by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016

Cupertino cuckoo-clock 

When the iPhone of everyone within earshot goes off with an alert or meeting invitation at the same time.

Our VP set off a Cupertino cuckoo-clock when he invited our department to the non-denominational seasonal party.

Cupertino cuckoo-clock by MisterInvisible December 27, 2011

bumbersailing 

Rollerblading, using an umbrella (also known as a bumbershoot) as a sail.

The wind was perfect for kite flying and bumbersailing along the riverwalk.

bumbersailing by MisterInvisible December 26, 2008