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bastard

As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,
i.e. Bastard Spoon
Bastard Octopi
Bastard Spoon mongering Octopi
by Biggles May 29, 2004
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Emo Bastard

Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo. Rednecks dont have freinds so dont try and say emo's steal your freinds. Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.
non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.
by brianxcore December 28, 2005
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lucky bastard

n. an indoor frisbee game created in 2011 on the third floor of Glassell Hall at Rhodes College in Memphis, Tennessee where two teams of any number of players stand at opposite ends of a hallway approximately 40 feet apart and attempt to throw a frisbee down the length of the hall and into the opponents trash can. Upon successful score, the opposing team is forced to drink.
Aaron: Dude, I got my frisbee.
Danny: Lucky Bastard?
Aaron: yes. fuck yes.
by ScaryHenry September 13, 2011
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bastardry

A term used to describe actions against your favour.
"You cant go anywhere these days without running into a gatso! Bastardry!"
by Buzz December 20, 2003
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bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007
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Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.
by Andy Massie February 6, 2003
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The Magnificent Bastard

1) Male whose self-righteousness is at an all time high and knows the woman is inferior to him.

2) Popular label for a small package.
Greg always makes his woman wash his friend's clothes as well as his own. What a magnificent bastard.
by His ex May 2, 2005
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