Ryan Wheels

Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!

Wow! Look at the Ryan Wheels! Make sure don’t mess with him!!

by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019

Wheel of Fortune

Either:

1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."

2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.

Wheel of Fortune is so much worse than Jeopardy!.

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023

No wheel

You suck at driving

I heard Nicole got into a car accident, that girl has no wheel.

by spacecadetnic March 8, 2021

gent wheel

Alternative name for the London eye, generally uttered when inebriated.

Ooooh, look at that gent wheel!

by briyanilover October 31, 2017

emery wheel

Emery wheel means a Abrasives wheel for materials grinding and finishing application.

A lemallar type polishing wheel some time also called Emery wheels.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Designated Third Wheel

A designated third wheel is a special type of third wheel.

S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.

Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".

Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"

by Ant1kana September 6, 2021

White boy training wheels

The quintessential black or otherwise non-white female for any white boy looking to branch out into interracial sex. Not necessarily relationships, but she'll more than willingly go for that too. This is also one of the most annoying bitches you will ever meet because just like how a vegan tells you they're vegan without you ever even asking, this girl is constantly going to be talking about stiff, white, penises. She's dtf any guy who's white, just cuz he's white. These bitches may seem rare, but they exist and they will get on your last damn nerve if you spend enough time with them and are anyone other than a white male looking for some quick and easy non white pussy. It's not even just as simple as a racial preference like you're tryna date this chick but then she just lets you know she'd rather bang white guys. This is the type of chick who always talks about them. The. Name. Is. On. The. Package.

Look at that fine set of white boy training wheels over there. What a damn shame 4 out of 4 quarters of their brains are devoted to dick. More specifically white dick, but it'd be a damn shame anyway.

by Muthalovinfishnipples99 May 2, 2018