twat waffle

A useless person ,lacking intelligence and common sense.(tiffany)wtc

tiffany was being a twat waffle at the mall.

by alex" January 15, 2008

RAINBOW WAFFLE

i rainbow waffle is when u finger a girl with a marker of every color of the rainbow

waffle,markers,rainbow,vagina,color,rainbow waffle

by va ja master May 13, 2010

Waffled

To be utterly and entirety fucked up beyond belief i.e. drunk, stoned, broken, etc

"Damn man did you see what happened to the bathroom in there?" "Yea the guy who puked was totally Waffled"

by Mutantstache October 17, 2011

Poon Waffle

a distorted wrinkled vagina

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffles.

by Delphina June 11, 2006

off da waffle

another word for off da chain meanin hot and/or da shit iz fire

yo dem jordans iz off da waffle ma ni69a

by white boii August 13, 2006

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

Waffle House

The act of having sex with women having every major STD known. This can be achieved with one or multiple females. At the end of this act, one's wang will have the effect of Waffle House - DIRTY, potentially painful, and will have as many things added as the hashbrowns.

Man, I pulled a waffle house last night. My wang being "smothered," "covered," "chunked," and "capped" wasn't so bad, but it getting "topped with burt's chili" burns like hell. I think I need to go see a doctor.

by The Gersh October 6, 2005