by anonymous July 5, 2023
Get the Butter tongue mug.When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)
" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."
by Big Louie FatFingers Ham Hands March 15, 2014
Get the chow tongue mug.The action of locking eyes with someone and shooting your tongue out of your mouth, sometimes achieving contact with said person's face.
Cornholio and I were caught in a wicked frog tongueing match that ended with my tongue in his mouth.
Frog tongueing seemed to be the theme for my awkward flirtations with my spicy boy toy.
Frog tongueing seemed to be the theme for my awkward flirtations with my spicy boy toy.
by Ditzychick May 24, 2017
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Get the weak tongued mug.Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
Get the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border mug.When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus
Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022
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