stepdad issues

Whatever William Haynes has with the media

Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?

Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.

by RVW July 17, 2015

Stephen Hawking Swirl

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.

Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!

by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012

Steppa60

A man legendary among those who know him. Some of his many feats include being the richest man on earth, having the largest penis ever, dating 90% of women, taking down the nazis, being the first man on the moon, The president of the United States, never losing jeopardy(he retired because he got bored of winning), and the only person to know Victoria’s secret.
He also appears on his own cereal, and once saved 4 children from a house fire. He is good friends with A-list celebrities like Mike Kara, Johnny Sins, Chief Keef(who when he made a collab with to save the world, gained international acclaim), Playboi Carti, Drake and many others.Kanye West, STEPPA60’s best friend, gave away his own wife, Kim Kardashian to STEPPA60. He has completed the game Roblox, and is considered to be the best in the world at Minecraft.
It is a proven fact that no woman can resist him, and he sometimes has to hide himself to stay away from the crowds. He is also a lyrical and musical genius, inventing words and ghostwriting for famous musicians such as Mozart, Kanye West, Queen, and many more.
He is rumored to have unlimited money and his favorite restaurants are Subway, Taco Bell and Olive Garden.
He is commonly spotted in his iconic #30 Perc jersey and cargo shorts, which is the fit of the gods. STEPPA60 is the single most relevant person of all time, and will continue to be for the rest of time.

Omg, it’s STEPPA60. I can finally live a happy life. Even though my wife left me, we will both be happier with STEPPA60 saving her.

by LowestTub7 April 6, 2022

two steps from hell

Producers of the most epic music you will ever hear. The studio's name refers to Heaven which is 2 steps from hell: Heaven-->Earth-->Hell

Dude: Oh, you're studying for finals? What you listening to? Beiber? Mikey?

Bro: Dude. Don't be a fag. Here, listen to Two Steps From Hell and never look back.

by Dick Weinerwang October 20, 2015

Big Stepper

Big•Stepper- The muscle, The one who get the job done; the money maker & the one who gone PUSH !

That boy be on shit he the big stepper

by Big Stepper October 18, 2019

stepsucker

A step parent, either male or female, whom weds someone that has children from a prior failed relationship. The "stepsucker" provides shelter, clothing, food, financial support, stability, etc., etc. to stepchildren that always take yet do not give and are more than willing to live off of someone they resent and have no respect for. The "stepsucker" is permitted the obligation of having to help raise the children but are not allowed to discipline them. Any step parent that is called dad or mom by loving appreciative children is exempt from this definition.

After opening the big expensive presents and tossing the wrapping paper onto the floor the children were asked by their step parent to please pick up the trash and put it in the bin to which the step children replied, " You can't tell us what to do your not our real parent, your just the stepsucker, LOL"

by jpg3 August 9, 2010

Stephen Conroy

Australian Minister for Broadband and Communications (basically everything digital within Australia). Best known for his sheer stupidity regarding the area he's supposed to be in charge of, he's trying to push into our internet system a filter supposedly to "block child porn" - what it's really for is to block everything he doesn't like. Said filter has been proven to be a complete piece of shit (for example, it blocked a fucking kennel boarding site! Seriously? Something that helps the animals? Conroy, you fucknut.), and is hated by just about everyone with half a working brain. Of course, being butthurt, the only counter he can come up with is "if you don't like my plan you must be a pedophile!" Worst part? He wants it to be MANDATORY, despite even the senators advocating it demanding that it be optional - if he wins, say goodbye to free speech and get ready pack your bags and flee to Scandinavia.

Stephen Conroy: Once we stamp out freedom of speech we can work on stamping out freedom of thought!

by Hyperion09 July 5, 2010