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Spaghettino il Assasino

A cursed pasta- powered assasin feared in all of Pastaroma village. Slurps enemies, leaves no sauce behind. Wielder of spaghetti that fights back. Final move : Mamma Mia Massacre
" Don't mess with him - That's Spaghettino il Assasino! "
by Lil Rock! June 23, 2025
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Spaghettino il Assasino

A cursed pasta- powered assasin feared in all of Pastaroma village. Slurps enemies, leaves no sauce behind. Wielder of spaghetti that fights back. Final move : Mamma Mia Massacre
" Don't mess with him - That's Spaghettino il Assasino! "
by Lil Rock! June 23, 2025
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Spaghettijuice

a piece of shit who sits down, ate all my damn cheese ballse, killed my cat with cyanide, and claims he is my sons father.
"fuck that bitch ass spaghettijuice man"
by notfunneldude August 29, 2025
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Spaghettinaming

When someone's writing is so bad their words start to string together like spaghetti.
Fiore: banned for sapapmaming
Newsboy: stop spaghettinaming L man blud!
by YoelJoel September 6, 2025
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Spaghettinaming

verb

When someone’s writing is so messy, incoherent, or full of typos that their words string together like a plate of spaghetti. Often used online when someone’s spamming nonsense, typing without thinking or have an annoying typing quirk.
A: guys we gotta rush mid btu watch otuer siddeee!
B: bro quit spaghettinaming we can’t understand u

Fiore: banned for sapapmaming
Newsboy: stop spaghettinaming and start learning english properly.

Person 1: Our thesis statement is basically that economy good when bad and bad when good trust me i read it.
Person 2: stop spaghettinaming and actually write something useful
by YoelJoel September 6, 2025
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Upsettio Spaghettio

When an Italian person is upset due to a ruined orgasm.
Guiseppi's girlfriend stopped stroking him right before he came, so it just leaked out. He was hella upsettio spaghettio.
by rainbow_shitshow April 24, 2023
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Sir Spaghettio Man

Sir Spaghettio Man (the first of his name) is the twin brother of Voldy the Baldy. He has two noeses due to him stealing Valdy’s in the womb. He has a rather strange obsession with toeses.
Wyatt: Who is this Sir Spaghettio Man?
Lilly: Voldy the Baldy’s twin brother, of course!
by Dybuai July 6, 2024
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