Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

Slap A Sticker

When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.

Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.

by JoohnseyBoy78 June 10, 2021

Spiritual Slap

When you’re headed down a shitty path in life and get slapped with a spiritual awakening.

Shit I was just trying to live it up with a little vodka and meth, and then I got a spiritual slap with an out of body experience.

by AmyLane September 11, 2023

swagga slap

When an erect male catapolts his enormous man business into the face of an unsuspecting lover

"Mmm girl, I was with Javon last night and all of a sudden, he pulled out the swagga slap!"

by Silkypjwearinpimp February 12, 2010

Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

slap-needer

a face badly in need of a fist/slap

that persons a real slap-needer!

by eferdemo February 24, 2015

nazi slap

Slaping someone hard enough to knock out there teeth

I nazi slaped the heck out of my teacher

by Nazi slap October 28, 2020