shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

shatistics

the science that deals with the collection, classification, analysis, and interpretation of numerical shit, and that, by use of mathematical theories of shit, imposes order and regularity on aggregates of more or less desperate shits.

Yo man you wanna hit up that party tonight?
Sorry man, I got a shatistics test tomorrow.

by murphy234 March 8, 2011

Shathaj

A Stupid, Retarded, Douchebag that Thinks He's So Cool But Hes Really Not. He Likes Making Fun Of People And Annoying People. He is From Pakistan And his Mom Doesn't Know English. He is REALLY hated By Everyone and will never, NEVER get a girlfriend.

I Don't Wanna Be Like Shathaj!

by Mar5 April 11, 2011

shatress

a bed that is soo shitty it becomes a shatress

sitting in wendys: U guys all have great beds and i still have the shatress

by bakieboo April 25, 2011

shatequate

When something is intended to be done poorly, and is accomplished perfectly.

I made a shatequate chair for my step-mom to tilt forward just enough to see some cleavage; I did a shatequate job raking so I wouldn't have to do it next time.

by aguynotinuse April 26, 2011

Shattleballoon

Small satchel in which one would keep all of there daily Mary Jane smoking accessories in.

Yo bro! did you remember your Shattleballoon?

by stoner round the corner June 21, 2011

shatteed

shitfaced, drunk-on-your-ass (arse), stumbling drunk,

hope everyone had a good nite; just got home this minute, am absolutely shatteed... lol nite all

by eagle25000 August 29, 2011