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rock star parking 

A style of parking in which you drive circles around the mall lot for two hours in your 4 MPG SUV looking for a space that partially covers both the handicap spot and the fire lane so as to allow yourself to walk less than one and a half feet to get your fat ass into the front door.
Dude, I got like crazy Rock Star Parking at the Gap today; it was so pimp that there was like thirteen teenie boppers hoarding my car when I got out because they thought I was like a professional celebrity!
rock star parking by DMastro April 21, 2008
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rock star 

one who is famous by using what is learned in life, and defines it using
mediums of art (music/poetry/clothing).
snoop dogg
rock star by rhinohed February 1, 2003
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Rock the House

similar to "blowing it up," when someone takes a shit that is so potent, it perfumes the entire house.
Selena had to leave the party at the condo because she knew her shit would "rock the house."
Rock the House by kathydumper August 25, 2009

Rock Lobster 

greatest song by the b52's, besides love shack
b52's sing lots of crazy songs like rock lobster
Rock Lobster by nico January 22, 2005

rock lobster 

A code used between two sailors when they dont wanna be gay and say they miss each other!
Hey Christen! Rock Lobster Darlin!

Rock Ape 

Very Derogratory term for an aboriginal.
The Fucking Coons in Aurukun are Deadset Fucking Rock Apes man.
Rock Ape by Boong Basher2 September 16, 2010

rock chick 

A non-existant entity which inhabits the minds of female-rock wannabes.

It is a well known fact that rock & chick are oxymorons, and, should they ever be used in the same sentence, will tear the universe apart.
"Did you hear about 'rock chick' Hilary Duff?"
"Hey man, hold up. Do you want to destroy the freaking universe or something?"
rock chick by Wumpus September 14, 2005