28 definitions by nico

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An act in which a team or a person collaspe when they are expected to win no matter what the other team does.
The New York Yankees CHOKED majorly against the Boston Red Sox in the American League Championship Series in 2004.
by Nico April 02, 2005
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some are sexst, and those should die die die, they are NOT superior, we are all equal, lots of them think they have to be masculine, but the good ones, respect women, and are great
this world is so fucked up
by nico February 06, 2005
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(noun)

what is needed to snag a woman.
"You know, nunchuk skills, bow staff skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"
by nico May 08, 2005
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(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!
direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."
by nico April 09, 2005
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greatest song by the b52's, besides love shack
b52's sing lots of crazy songs like rock lobster
by nico January 22, 2005
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The opposite of peace; ironically, it is what is necessary to bring about peace. The greatest state of conflict between two or more parties.
"You may have won the battle but you haven't one the war." -Common phrase.

"There is nothing wrong with fighting to bring about peace." -Android 16, before death.
by Nico April 16, 2004
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Noun. Middle English. (Derived from orgasm)

The climax of happiness, often expressed by sensual, exotic feelings in the cheekbones.
I gave my little brother some balloons and he had a happygasm.

My cheeks were sore after we happygasmed.
by Nico August 13, 2004
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