potato dick

An expression used to describe an un-circumsized penis.

Girl 1: I heard you slept with Cory!
Girl 2: Yeah, hes big... but it would look alot bigger if he wasnt a potato dick.

potato dick by Bretzky November 7, 2008

potato queen 

irish tumblr queen of potatoes mia riley www.fuckingmagik.tumblr.com

have you seen mia's tumblr? she is the potato queen of tumblr.

potato queen by tumblrbaby May 14, 2011

potato head

Oversized growth extended up from the shoulders of Shawn Eby, where his head would of gone had he been born human. Or not the product of a sick scientific experiment cross breeding a potato with Billy Joel's sperm.

"Oh my God mommy, what is that" Look away from the awful, mutated potato head before it burns your eyes.

potato head by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003

potato station 

a highly refined state of sleep which is experienced suddenly without warning usually while laying in a comfortable position, but can also come on in any situation.
one cannot will oneself to be in 'potato station', it comes to you without much warning. many 'terrible' things can happen to one on coming out of potato station, but the exhilaration and openness of the state itself is worth the trouble.

Usually you speak of 'potato station' just after returning from this wonderful/terrible place:
"I am so sorry that I didn't call, I was in Potato Station!"
You can also lure someone in with you, "meet me in Potato Station"---this gets good results.

potato station by jo jo bee May 10, 2008

potato salad 

In the simplest terms, the use of the phrase "potato salad" is intercourse, usually between a man and a woman. The man contributes the potato, and the woman contributes the salad. In the case of two women wishing to participate in potato salad, it is known as "Jenny Craig" potato salad. If two men wish to have potato salad, it is usually referred to as "figure skating."

Mike: Do you like potato salad?
Nicole: Yes.

Matt: Do you want to go figure skating with me?
Jose: Sure, my blades are nice and sharp, they will slide easily.

potato salad by annecwa December 30, 2008

Potato Juice 

When you wank several times in a day and the fluid ejaculate slowly becomes more and more like water, with little clumpage.

Example:

Phil :" i had nothing on yesterday so i just spent the day potato juicing"

Example 2:

Janet : " Hold on! is that potato juice on my chin? you better not have been cheating on me"

Potato Juice by HeadboyKD May 26, 2014

potato drop

When a singular person or group of persons defecate from a higher altitude than that of another person or persons in a position so that their excretions land on the heads of their low altitude peers.

It sure is high up here. Watch me give the potato drop to Billy.

potato drop by GerryWithAG May 9, 2006