Cletus&Cooter's definitions

fatassalbright

A rotund whore normally found in the third stall of the ladies room sleeping, masturbating, shooting heroin or her favorite SUCKING JEROMES BALLS.

Hey kevin, did you see were the fatassalbright went? Yes, she is in third stall. Oh I should have none,(lazy whore)

by cletus&cooter August 4, 2003

LesLeeism

Meaningless, boring chatter pouring out of the cock holster of a frumpy, fat assed blonde chick.

I was cornered by the giggling hyena this morning with a 45 minute LesLeeism. We then had to give the cunt a stupid Leslee to shut her the fuck up. (see stupid Leslee)

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

egghead

A serial rapist/child molester with unruly and disturbing facial hair who lives in his mother's basement.

Dude, check out the dismembered hooker in the back of eggheads truck. Dude, check her for weed.

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

Two Thirds

One out of three children born with a working brain.

Hey, did you see two thirds today, or is he helping his sister off of the short bus?

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

Three breasted Eaglemonster

a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.

After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

The red necked Gifford

Fond of roadkill and tractors. Easily provoked by the color black. Sexually attracted to sheep and constipated boy like office personnel. Travels with chickens and discarded cans of busch beer in the back of it's rusted out truck.

The red necked Gifford was spotted mounting Beth from behind will making her scream "Baaaaaa, sheer me you naughty farm boy!"

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

mule kick

Female retaliation to the Donkey Punch

After I Donkey Punched John's wife, she delivered an almost pleasant mule kick to my genitalia.

by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003