fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

chump monkey

1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.

2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.

1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"

by AllyG October 27, 2005

washoka monkey

A washoka monkey is simply when you crap on the floor, take the crap, and use it as a lubricant to masturbate yourself doing the "monkeystyle" masturbation.

Kevin washoka monkey yesterday.

by blackcocker December 6, 2006

hunky funky monkey

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.

hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.

by Brenda Ledwig March 25, 2007

Ackin a monkey

when someone is acting like an animal or a fool.

"Man, will you stop ackin a monkey!!"

by DML67 April 19, 2007

Monkey Dance

The act of sex or making love.

Hey, do you want to monkey dance?

by Big_Punishure December 18, 2011

sponge monkey

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004