A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.
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After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.
Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"
Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.
Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.
If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.
plot:
After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.
Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"
Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.
Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.
If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.
by Brandon "scary berry" Scarry March 1, 2007
Get the Brokeback Mountain mug.A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.
Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.
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Get the son of a mountain goat mug.A "prison" that is ran by the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections in North Phoenix, that inmates/former inmates act like is hardcore, in an attempt to gain respect, when really it is very similar to a daycare and full of snitches, child molesters, and fake gangsters.
Former Inmate #1: "Yo dawg I just did 4 months in Adobe Mountain School, it was crazy people were getting killed everyday it was hardcore."
Former Inmate #2: "Really?, cause I just got released last March and it was full of pussies."
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Get the Adobe Mountain School mug.In the simplest terms, to be wild. To go to the mountain, or take it to the mountain, means to act as if you lived in the mountains. Some people take this literally to act like cavemen, others only as far as lumberjacks. Can be incorporated with getting back to nature.
It originated with a boys' cross country team camping in the woods. They got lost on their run and one of them had to use a toilet. Because they were out in the open and didn't want to smell it while they were sleeping later, the team told him to take it to the mountain (pointing uphill to the top of the mountain they were on). So he did.
It originated with a boys' cross country team camping in the woods. They got lost on their run and one of them had to use a toilet. Because they were out in the open and didn't want to smell it while they were sleeping later, the team told him to take it to the mountain (pointing uphill to the top of the mountain they were on). So he did.
Real men don't camp in RVs, light campfires with matches, or use toilet paper. Real men go to the mountain.
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