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massachusetts

A state located in the northeast section of the country that is entirely populated by assholes, is stricken with horrible weather year round, and has the worst drivers and roads in the entire country; but you still would rather live there than anwywhere else in the world.
Thank god I live in massachusetts and not one of those crappy states.
by oberstlieutnant August 20, 2005
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Massari

The latest bullshit creation of MTV, a cocksucking castrated deuchebag who songs aren't music and have no message.
Massari is the role model for St. Michael's College
by A2THAZ July 16, 2008
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weapon of mass destruction

1. (n) a poor excuse to boost approval ratings
2. (n) something Sadaam got rid of in the '80s/'80s but the US never did

note to Truth Speaker:
How do you get rid of raw materials for weapons of mass destruction besides using them?
Bush: there are Weapons of Mass Destruction! Let's liberate (read: terminate) them (read: boost my approval ratings)
by the1337h4xz0r November 9, 2003
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weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.
"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"
by Colin January 18, 2004
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Requiem Mass

A Mass of the Dead on All Souls Day November 2nd of the year. These could also be said or sung for people who have died. Black Vestments are used for the ministers (purple is an exception). Incense is not used until the Offetory and elevations. The Novus Ordo mandates white vestements but that is errenous for a Requiem.
The SSPX Chapel is having a solemn Requiem Mass at 7pm.
by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022
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Mass Carriers

The most popular "character" on Board 8. Hated by CJAYC.
Mass Carriers were on more than 90% of nomination forms but was not included because CJayC felt it wasn't a character.
by SuperLuigiBros December 29, 2004
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Massage School Denial

When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.
She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.
by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010
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