The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.
Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.
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Jerry Lofton: the most perfect guy ever!
Omg he’s so handsome that must be a lofton!
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Omg he’s so handsome that must be a lofton!
Wow lofton is so perfect
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LOAF (verb) - To skillfully navigate the path of financial prosperity, turning every strategic move into a banquet of abundance in very relaxed manner. To embody success, establishing a flourishing existence. To LOAF is to metaphorically accumulate a wealth beyond measure, crafting a future that resonates with prosperity. Much like the universe abides by its laws of attraction, LOAFing aligns one's financial trajectory with the cosmic forces, drawing in success and forming a reality core where abundance is the prevailing rule. one loaf = one million
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In the heartland, we loaf by sowing seeds of financial prosperity. Plant dreams, nurture ambitions, and watch them bloom.
I am loafing it!
Since I am out of these streets I am just loafing.
Just graduated from the school of hustle - now it's time to LOAF! 🎓💰
Just met up with Jake for coffee, and between sips, we were loaf' ing about our financial futures. Easy talk, no stress - just casually navigating the path to get my first loaf.
I am loafing it!
Since I am out of these streets I am just loafing.
Just graduated from the school of hustle - now it's time to LOAF! 🎓💰
Just met up with Jake for coffee, and between sips, we were loaf' ing about our financial futures. Easy talk, no stress - just casually navigating the path to get my first loaf.
by btcoverload January 29, 2024
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Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
by anonymous February 1, 2024
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A collective noun to describe numerous persons of caucasian descent. Similar to a herd of cows or a school of fish.
A collective noun to describe numerous persons of caucasian descent. Similar to a herd of cows or a school of fish.
I was asked to take pictures for a loaf of white people this afternoon.
Please use a fresh wok to cook this order of level zero Pad Thai, it came from that loaf of white dudes seated at table nine.
I was invited to join Brad and his loaf of white guys in their annual Friends marathon.
Please use a fresh wok to cook this order of level zero Pad Thai, it came from that loaf of white dudes seated at table nine.
I was invited to join Brad and his loaf of white guys in their annual Friends marathon.
by Niker4404 March 27, 2024
Get the A loaf of white people mug.A person that tends to over step in matters that don’t concern them with a total and utter lack of thought into how the opposing person would perceive the action, gesture or question/statement. But truley it is a nick name for someone who overthinks shit that is just the way things should be…
When you ask a close friend to do a favor for you and apologize or act like it’s a big deal? When that person and yourself and family go over and beyond on a daily to support love and help in anyway shape or form that is when it could be construed that you are in fact a punk loaf
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