Knobsessed

When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.

Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after she saw my knob. She's fucking knobsessed dude, take her a psychologist.

by one_sick_fuck June 29, 2009

Knobsticle Course

A person; a 'Dick-head' who goes around 'riding' the knob of as many men as possible.

Sam: Go back to the Knobsticle Course.

Raj: Whatever I love it there

Nathen: Why don't you both go together.

Sam & Raj: We would love to.

by ROFLCopter soi soi soi soi June 24, 2011

Knobsnog

The act or oral sex performed on a man. Also know as a blowjob

She fell to her knees to greet her man with a knobsnog

by Wordpornuk June 18, 2019

KNOBSHINE

Another word for calling someone a knobhead, but taking it to the next level. Used in a sentence towards someone who is getting on your nerves or to attract attention to someone who is pretending to be their friend but they're that knobheadish(adj of scouse word knobhead-american version and rest of UK dickhead) , that they haven't realized yet.

Scenairio-Fat fred has lived and grew up next to Garry his next door neighbour. Gary has other friends who don't live in the same street. On appearance the friendship seems ok, but whats been going on, when gary says t'ra fred, enjoy mcdonalds,- garys been meeting up with his mates since 1980, and the retrospect went like this-"I hate that fat fuck fred-hes a right fucking knobshine-I wish he would fuck off and move down south-the fat cunt.

by GARY69LFC July 30, 2019

Knobsmosis

The act of getting drunk by dipping your bellend in a shot.

"I want a drink but I hate the taste..."

"What about knobsmosis?"

by Hahahapeepee December 25, 2019

Knobsack

A crypto-currency used to tip those who you believe deserve a bag-of-dicks. Whether it be in jest or to send a pointed message.

"I sent Jaquelin a single Knobsack the other day, just to show her how I really feel about her "

"I appreciated the favor Batina did me so much, I threw her 69 thousand Knobsack!"

by UncleBanMan April 10, 2022

Knobswaddler

Its french. Friend that is at the bottom of the todem pole.

God damnit Harry - you are such a knobswaddler!

by Knobswaddler September 5, 2022