jets to brazil

once one of the greatest indie rock bands to emerge from the jawbreaker era, now simply reduced to hackneyed poor-me pop/piano crap.

"man, did you hear jets to brazil's orange rhyming dictionary?"
"yeah, what a fucking great album! hey, did you get perfecting loneliness?"
"yeah, dont ever get that. its awful. its like theyre trying to make you sad, but the music itself makes me want to cry out of sheer terribleness."
"word."

by BlakeWhyHaveYouForsakenUs July 5, 2004

Jeter

a whore

Jeter blows.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Jets

One of the gangs in West Side Story. Membersof the Jets are usually Italian or Irish American New Yorkers. Enemies of the Sharks, the Puerto Rican gang. Members of the Jets include Riff, Tony, Baby John, A-rab, Action, and Anybodys.

When you're a Jet
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day

When you're a Jet
It's the swinginest thing
Little boy, you're a man
Little man, you're a king

Jets

by 8:48 AM December 28, 2005

derek jeter

Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.

Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!

by ThatsBriskBaby March 7, 2005

Jeter

extremely hot and sexy shortstop for the new york yankees. hes an unbelieveable talented all around player, one of the best in baseball.

" I just want to be remembered as a Yankee. " Derek Jeter

by AshIzzLe May 21, 2004

twin jets

After a hot night of sex, you wake up in the morning and find that after all that alcohol last night, you need to empty your full tank. You go to the toilet and aim up only to find that your urine is shooting off in multiple directions and is impossible to keep in the basin.

IRENE! Why am I peeing like I've been up all night having sex?

by papasloonatsta July 10, 2005

jetta

A car that debuted in america in 1980. All a1 jetts were produced in germany and weighed around 2000 pounds, generally lighter than 2000lbs. The car is small economical, easy to work on, and very reliable. 1984 was the last year for the a1 jetta, which could come with a 1.6 diesel, or 1.6 turbo diesel motor, each easily capable of 50+mpg. The more common jetta featured a 1.7l gas motor, and the sport model came with a peppy 1.8l jh 4 cylinder, and a close ratio 5 speed transmission. In 1985 the jetta got a redesign a little bigger, but still a jetta. Optional motors were the 1.6 diesel, 1.6 turbo diesel, and 1.6 ecodiesel, various 8v gas motors, and a 1.8 or 2.0 16v motor. in 1993 the mk3 jetta debut, really this car is extremely to heavy, and i would only ever consider an mk3 as a daily driver. anything after the mk3 is pretty useless to even think about

"that 2 door 1981 diesel jetta that key dawg owns is rather sweet"

by Key Dawg December 28, 2005