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Pre-Goon

Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn

Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
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Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.
Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.
by Lil jawn July 25, 2025
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Ultrakill goon

It is when you kill yo penis
by ANTMAN122333 August 8, 2025
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Femboy Goon Cage

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.
Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.
by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025
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The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.
by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025
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Holy Goon

Holy Goon is used to describe either a mass amount of pure goon energy or if you have nothing else to say.
did you see the new sabrina carpenter insta photos” “holy goon lil bro
by LamblessGod November 1, 2025
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Nocturnal Goon

This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.
Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.

Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
by Hiiko November 2, 2025
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