emergency flasher

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Trans Canada Hwy. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."

- Do you realize that the speed limit on this highway is 75 miles an hour? You were doing close to 85!
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...

by alvit May 15, 2009

fashaganoff

another way for saying fa sho or for sure. It's from up north California
O-Town

You going to the homeboy's crib(house) tonight?
Response: "fashaganoff" (yes)

by Shawnee February 25, 2004

fashion police

People who are so conceited and judgemental, their brain cells have decayed immensely.

Wonder around insulting people because they are independent in their clothing.

Fashion Police:''Like oh my god, that top is like so yesterday''.

Person with a fully-functional brain: ''If I wanted any fashions tips, i would at least try someone with a shred of any form of sophistication.

by BadLieutenant September 4, 2004

fashion bug

A really lame fashion store in which you buy they're really bad styles and freak out at how awesomely bad they r! Anyone into Fashion Bug..... YOU NEED LIVES!

Dani hates this store with a passion!

Id like to meet the motherfucker who named Fashion Bug and shove a broom up his ass! ~TourettesGuy

by miss dani August 9, 2006

Street Fashion

Street Fashion is a type of fashion that is personal to you. It is something that displays your personality but it still highly trendy and cool. It may even be seen as controversial to others.

Street Fashion can be just your own clothes that you have either customised or demolished (if you so wish). I.E. The Harajuku Girls have a street fashion: Japanese Anime is their fashion and they dress like that to a) display their personality and b) show their love for Japanimation and Manga.

by Luke Hayes May 11, 2006

flashlight

When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.

My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.

by Andrew Malfe August 7, 2007

fasheezee my neezee

fasheezee means "for sure" in the dictionary of "Snoop Dog".

my is plain english.

Neezee means "Nigga" or "Nigger" which is an Affrican American.

You wanna grab a sandwitch?

Fasheezee my neezee

by Rabbie April 27, 2006