grade a cunt

noun; A cunt of the highest order. A person who lacks character and wit. Usually a Spurs or Man Utd fan.

"Did you see that geezer in the pub with the Utd Shirt on? He was a grade a cunt and no mistake."

by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009

Cunt scarf

A short skirt that keeps only your cunt covered and warm.

Pointing at a short skirt someone might say "Is that keeping your cunt warm? That's so short it's just a cunt scarf"

by Terrified and Afraid September 11, 2010

Poor cunt

Someone who has a 9-5 job and hates wealthy successful people because they are better than them and help in society when they don’t and wish they didn’t have a low self of esteem and hate on any wealth they see around them such as a successful person driving a Ferrari they claim they scammed people etc because the poor cunt failed and is living a broke ass miserable life driving a fiat 500. This is someone who will go nowhere in life and just hang around with other losers who think they same.

Look at that poor cunt over there scraping that Ferrari!

by WinnerInLufe February 03, 2020

cunt ripper

Someone who is either very proficient at sex or very rough. Also could mean an alpha male or loser jock.

Man, steve's a fucking cunt ripper.

by Path March 10, 2004

cunt up

Australian slang.
To fall over.

Jacko went cunt up on that tree root.
Dave knocked my beer and it went cunt up.

by gladi July 12, 2008

Shit Cunt

A person who is deemed to be not only unpleasant to be around but the worst kind of unpleasant.

Why are you still talking to me you fucking shit cunt?

by Big Sexy Mik November 18, 2011

cunting season

A period of the time in which the pussy flows freely and is relatively easy to get, relative to other periods of time.

Milty: It's the first day of university and the hotties are back in town and ready to party! Time to rock out with our cocks out!

Billy- Bob: True dat! Cunting season is on, yo!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016