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Crap-gathering point

A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.
When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.
by anonymous June 13, 2021
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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
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The craps

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps
by Konfetamine September 30, 2019
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CRap

If Korean Pop is KPop, then Chinese Rap is CRap. Crap. Change my mind.
Bro chinese rap is such crap...according to the ways of kpop at least
by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021
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crap sack

yo that girl gut a lot of crap sacks
by penal cavity May 24, 2016
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Sky Crap

Created by Josh from Let's Game It Out in the episode "I Became a Millionaire by Ruining a Homeless Person's Life" after glitching a toilet into floating, and using over the heads of passers by.
"Finally my dream has been realized: Being able to take a Sky Crap while everyone watches me!"
by anonymous May 30, 2021
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