Coffee wasted

When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".

"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"

Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"

by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012

Coffeetivity

Coffeetivity is the productivity boost that you get after drinking coffee. It can be applied to anything from school work to picking up babes at the beach.

John: Hey, don't you have an essay due tomorow?
Jack: Crap, I completely forgot.
John: Better get yourself a cup of coffee, you could sure use the coffeetivity.

Jacob: Without coffeetivity I would have been up all night working. Thank god for coffee.
Michael: Dude, you're addicted to coffee.

by thecobb January 13, 2013

coffeeopathy

Consumption of small amounts of coffee for good health
as in homeopathy.

People keep telling me that too much coffee is bad for you, so I just practice coffeeopathy once a day before lunch.

by MrMagnesium January 23, 2013

coffeestart

The process of having a fix of caffeine before being able to start a functional day.

I will begin answering my emails as soon as I get my coffeestart.

by TONGUEJOY March 23, 2013

coffeedub

going to someones home with coffee and a doobie.

First coined in Welland ON, Canada

"Coffeedub?" "ya buddy"

"I could go for a coffeedub right now."

"Coffeedub after work?"

by theallansmithy January 17, 2014

Coffume

- When you have a brain fart and mix the words coffee and perfume together
- Coffee odored perfume
- Perfume flavored coffee

- You smell of a strong coffee today, are you wearing that Coffume fragrance today? :)
- My Coffee tastes like sex panther!

by Deadpools-Gman January 21, 2014

Coffee Pong

Beer pong with coffee in the cup instead of beer.

Yo I'm bored and tired let's play coffee pong. It makes sense because Doug is old and wouldn't make it through the day without it.

by Idaho_Udaho October 20, 2014