brocuntmcaresum

Someone called brody. usually a no life piece of shit with no friends. if he is whit, he is rich and if he is black he won't know what a dad is or what fathers day is either. he does't even know who Santa Claus is. he also suck fat ass at video games.

that guy is such a brocuntmcaresum

by hhhggggdfgfgdsghdjhdg May 23, 2018

Brocabulary

The common brocabulary to bros of the bro culture.

There is a UV of Brolumbia where required classes include brocabulary and broology. They offer brolarships to bros who can’t brofford the broition.

Some common phrases are broski, brotato chip and bronanna peel but the more complex language of bro include Hans brolo, brohemian rahpsody, micbroave, broaster and many more.

by Anna la ratta May 28, 2018

Brockosodás

When you are close to a unique creature and It infectes you with weirdness. Characterized by the term of "pussy magnet" and this makes the female creatures angry and jealous.

Brocki közelében nagyon furán viselkedsz. Nem szeretném hogy olyan legyél mint ő, úgyhogy állj távol tőle mert már elkezdtél te is Brockosodni. Brockosodás

by Makebrockigreatagain May 21, 2018

Brocruiter

Under thirty male HR talent recruiter in the tech sector who is over the top warm and chummy on the initial screening call, agrees with everything you say and speaks as if he has been with the company for years, yet is unlikely to know even the most basic aspects of the business. He believes free beer means a great corporate culture. Has a varsity letter in foosball. This is likely his fourth position in the past two years due to acquisitions that have made him redundant. He can be replaced by Siri and no one would notice.

Oh man, I was really excited to interview with the company until the screen with the brocruiter.

by BrotherWeasel June 9, 2018

BrockCock

noun
1.A prick camouflaged as a “nice guy”. A human penis with the ability to walk and talk.

2. An especially douchebag like person who is cruel, rude or small minded.

Jennifer: My boyfriend is being a total prick!
Jessica: He sounds like a real BrockCock!
Jennifer: He’s definitely a BrockCock!

by KeepItSecret🤬 June 22, 2018

Brocousins

When two males are motherd by two different women who are sisters but share the same father; they are brothers because they share a father and their individual mothers are sisters.

My father got two sisters pregnant so now my bothers are both cousins and brothers, they are Brocousins:;

by Anonymous85251 March 16, 2018

broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)

"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"

by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018