Under thirty male HR talent recruiter in the tech sector who is over the top warm and chummy on the initial screening call, agrees with everything you say and speaks as if he has been with the company for years, yet is unlikely to know even the most basic aspects of the business. He believes free beer means a great corporate culture. Has a varsity letter in foosball. This is likely his fourth position in the past two years due to acquisitions that have made him redundant. He can be replaced by Siri and no one would notice.
by BrotherWeasel June 9, 2018
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... with your bro.
... with your bro.
1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."
by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011
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To brocrastinate by masturbating. Masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.
"I had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played COD and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. We called no homo first."
by LaMarcus69420 October 31, 2011
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