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beat the crack

arising well BEFORE dawn!!

NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!
i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!

had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!

beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!
by michael foolsley September 7, 2011
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beat crew

a group of hideous girls who all hang out together in a group.
Look at that beat crew, they're all gross.
by kevin o January 24, 2005
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skip a beat

When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.
"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."
by bgrah448 April 11, 2009
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Beat box

A smart phone that is primarily used for looking at porn so that one gets aroused enough to whack off. It's a little box that is used to view hot chicks before you can beat your man sausage. Typically the owner of the device refers to it as his cell phone, but his friends routinely borrow it and sneak into the bathroom to spank it.
Hey Balls, what is all of this sticky shit on your beat box? Do you have an unlimited data plan cause I'm about to go gilf searching beeotch.
by Tpas gangsta November 22, 2011
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butt beating

It`s the new dance that`s sweeping the nation. A girl scissor-locks a guy and pounds her bum into his face.
butt beating
by buttbeater February 5, 2010
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Apex Beat

Name used for a guy that's strong and dynamic.
(The apex beat is actually the feeling you get when you feel someone's heart through their chest, which is generally described as strong and dynamic).
Wow - have you met Dan? He's so Apex Beat.
by ApexB September 26, 2005
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beat buddies

ok. so you've heard of fuck buddies right? just friends who do each other from time to time
ok, so hear me out, i got a sweet idea for all those religious chicks
see i was pondering this while playing WoW with c dav earlier, and remembered a girl telling me she wanted to save herself for marriage. so i thought, what about BEAT buddies?
see, just a guy and girl friend who 'bate to each other. that way, it breaks no virginal code, cause there's no penetration
Guy A: Hey man, Alexandra wants to save herself for marriage.. now we can't be fuck buddies.
Guy B: Well dude, you can still have fun and save her virginity too: just become Beat Buddies
Guy C: That's right, if you play it out right, you could become all-tim 'Bate Dates
by drew s June 23, 2006
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