Matthew Alexander

The ultimate definition of what a bae should be. The embodiment of bae. Having qualities such that bae has no reason to go with anyone else. Sexy, intelligent baealicious. A perfect 9 on the bae-o-meter.

He is such a Matthew Alexander; all the baes want to be with him.

by God of Baes September 20, 2014

brandon alexander maye

Brandon Alexander Maye is one of a kind the greatest kind of person that God created Brandon Alexander Maye is a great pussy eater really turns women on if you find a Brandon Alexander Maye be prepared to see perfection Brandon Alexander Mayes have big dicks that drive a girl wild and they become obsessed usually so be careful fucking a Brandon Alexander Maye

Yo that Brandon Alexander Maye ate my pussy so good I'm squirted all in the mouth

by MFSB BIGG B January 15, 2019

Dirty Alexandre

Being so fucking sexy. When a guy makes you wet as you had your own raining cloud.

"He's so fucking sexy, I'm gonna recreate the dead sea, what a Dirty Alexandre"

by Auberginax April 14, 2020

Alexa

conniving fucking whore who talks shit behind your back and has sex with all the guys you like. lies to absolutely everyone, and convinces people she's such a good friend and tries to destroy your base of friends. An absolute cunt.

That girl is such a fucking Alexa

by thatfckingrl October 18, 2008

Alexa

Another name for "Vagina". Also usually known as "Vaginer" during special occasions. Whenever one shall see an Alexa, may be called "VAGINER" or "V".

Richard: Hey Vaginer!
Alexa: Hey Dick!

by Blah blah. July 9, 2007

alexa

an incredibly bitchy, yet stupid girl. she is hot, though and knows how to do it. everyone loves her, and they don't know why. all the boys get attracted to her incredibly large butt and large boobs. she is very popular but mean. she likes foods and is incredibly weird. she eats mayonnaise by itself but sometimes it can get attractive.

'alexa is really bitchy'

'thats because her name is alexa'

by yerrassisnice1 June 4, 2013

alexandria

Normally have big tits, big forheads, ginger hair, lots of acne, and a flat ass. Do not be fooled by her kind voice. She will betray you. Often that friend you want to tell everything to but you know you can't trust. Alexandria's (alex for short) are not to be tampered with. Although they are short they can put up a fight. Alexandria's will critisize your every move. They are major hipicrits. They will take a guy, use him, make him the "perfect" boyfriend, then dump him. Pretend to be mature when really all they do is start drama. They don't listen to what you have to say and assume the worst. Often work somewhere like a shoppers drug store.

Girl 1: *crying*

Alexandria: what's wrong hun?
Girl 1: *tells alexandria everything*

The next day everyone knows..

by an.old.friend. January 12, 2012