autosomnia

the uncanny ability of a passenger to fall asleep in a car as soon as it gets on the road

Nick has autosomnia, he is always the first one asleep in the car.

by Mike424 January 17, 2009

autogamous

Committed to only having a sexual relationship with oneself.

I'm tired of relationships, from now on I'm going to be autogamous.

by ConcolorXY May 23, 2009

autoflossing

to munch on a bearded clam; smooch a beaver; do some serious muff diving

"I can cancel my dental hygiene appointment tomorrow. I did some intense autoflossing last night."

by MrMartini August 5, 2009

Automoboner

That excited feeling EVERYWHERE in your body when you see a car that tickles your fancy.

I was watching the science channel and saw this new BMW which will change shape due to it's flexible skin. It gave me such an automoboner.

by Wisconsin_Techno August 30, 2009

autobahnburner

Describes a car that is capable of traveling at high speeds, or the skilled driver of said car. Can also be used to describe one who loves racing on the Nürburgring. Derived from the german word autobahn, which means a high-speed road.

"Wow, that Porsche 911 GT2 is a real autobahnburner."

"Look at that guy drive! He's one hell of an autobahnburner."

by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009

Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.

She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.

by St4ph12 October 14, 2010

autoconversationalism

talking to yourself

I often engage in "autoconversationalism" when I am either bored or trying to organise tasks at work.

by Wolfgang Nomi November 2, 2010