Today I had a shower thought:
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
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