Bag of Wank

1. An Insult e.g Your a bag of wank

2. Something very crap e.g My computer is a bag of wank

3. A bag that jumps down the street in a jerking motion (The original term came from when people watched bags blowing down the streets when they were bored they used to say "This is wank" shortly followed by "Well thats a bag of wank" at that point the person saying the phrase would then point at the bag.

What a bag of wank or this coffee tastes like a bag of wank

by Liquidhalo231 December 29, 2009

wank slap

To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.

Oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a wank slap.

by Andy Scotland December 7, 2007

Mammary Wank

A new-age dance move performed by making a wanking motion with the hands, although done at the level of the nipples, such that it looks as if you are milking your fucking tits dry/wanking your nips.

Can be performed by both males and females.

May be used as a dice-rolling technique in the dice game of "Shit On My Dick."

I tore up the dance floor with my mammary wanking last night!

That mammary wank roll scored you a shit on my dick! Nice work!

by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011

nursery wank

To go to a child’s nursery and start masturbating

One day big Steve got bored so he went and had a nursery wank over all the little kids

by Benji bobble June 3, 2019

Writer's wank

Akin to writer's block except that writer' wank is the opposite problem: an overabundance of inspiration. The term wank in this context describes when a fiction writer uses their narrative to promote their own beliefs, even when it is inappropriate and well outside the scope of the story. The implication behind the term is that the author is merely committing self-gratification without regard as to how it will affect the plot.

Some genres of fiction that are especially susceptible to this are science fiction, romance, and alternate history. While all writers are encouraged to imbue their work with a strong underlying message, projects that fall victim to a wank attack are notorious for yielding one-dimensional, cliched, and heavily biased material that readers with differing opinions will have difficulty enjoying.

Hey, check out this New York Times Bestseller. It's about how socialism saves Europe from brink of World War II and then successfully defeats those mouth-breathing Yanks when they come looking for oil. Neat-o! Although I think $6.99 is a little pricey to let some frustrated socilogy professor writer's wank all over me.

by Spin me a real yarn! April 6, 2006

power wank

The act of masturbating whilst inserting something into one's own anus, typically a finger or toothbrush. Known to "power up" a good wank.

1)I had an awesome power wank last night.

2)Q: What's Ed doing?
A: He's powering it up in his room.

by poweritup108 October 17, 2005

wank

Brittish term, to describe the art of male genital stimulation (masturabating), or to describe a person. NOTHING ELSE!!, not "wanking off" or "hes a wank". usually totall idiots who call other people wankers as it is a pathetic insult, but a very good way to describe the act!!
Noun:wanker
Verb:past, wank (had a wank),
present: wanking, having a wank,
future: wank (gonna go home and have a wank)

Random person 1:I was lookin at some great porn last night, and had a realy good wank!!!!
Random person 2:realy? well, i was talkin to that wanker from school after he showed up at my house
Random person 3: shut up you pair of wankers!!

by An English teen who uses the word on a semi-regular basis July 29, 2008