poo stabber

The act of a male pounding another males asshole with so much force that he literally stabs the other man's poo with his penis. After he takes his penis out of the other man's asshole, the other man might suck off the poo and make the man cum at the same time.

"dude, dave so so hammered last night he poo stabbed the dog"
"cool"

by groggsman April 29, 2004

Wee-Poo

When you have an upset tummy so your poo resembles wee and makes your bumhole burn like hell. Also see diarrhea.

Everybody avoid the toilet - that chicken madras has given me a bad case of wee-poo.

by Sarah Lou September 7, 2008

poo pirate

One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.

Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

poo toe

the act of inserting your big toe up someones anus

wow look at her bending ova

yh, lets go poo toe her

by mikee16 January 15, 2009

Special Poo

To masturbate while on the toilet while doing a shit.

"Hey Dan stop having a special poo, mum and dad are in!"

by Vander Waals December 25, 2007

Beer Poo

A sloppy, brown, smelly faeces you often encounter after a serious round of drinking the night before. Can often come continuously throughout the day to flush out alcoholic toxins.

Tom - "I'm seriously paying for last night. I've had six beer poo's in the last HOUR."

Dave - "Unlucky, I was done with the first this morning. Pretty disgusting though!"

by MaceGrey October 19, 2010

Poo Island

Noun. When a person defecates a large enough quantity of excrement, that the pile rises above the water level in the toilet bowl.

I just made poo island.
I have to go so bad I'll probably make poo island.

by LibertyAddict September 19, 2014