pants

Something that is really fucking lame.

Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.

by Box August 8, 2004

farty pants

Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.

I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

Jizz My Pants

the most amazing song ever.
used as a very sexual joke.
great for sexy parties
best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*
tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!
sally: not my fault im too sexy

by hayleyhoney122 January 23, 2009

in my pants

An immature term, in which you say when your in an odd period of time.

Or you can begin with "your mom"

A:Please remain seated while the bus is in motion
B:Please remain seated while your mom is in motion, in my pants.

by Jeff Wright November 4, 2003

Loudest laugh, wettest pants

The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.

He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.

by Smoof April 6, 2008

Pants Face

A person of extream uncoolness; annoying and silly.
Also Jerk Face, Jerk Pants, and Face Pants

That guy is such a pants face for saying that.

by penguin March 20, 2004

Pants Casserole

A type of warm, brown, trouser intrusion. Typically steamy and full bodied. A rich and sometimes creamy trouser stew.

Contrasts with Suit-pants Souffle.

Tom: hmm... what is that funky smell?
Jimmy: Oh, Hi Tom. That would be my Pants Casserole I've been baking all morning.

by jimbob pant pants April 6, 2009