Def Jam

If you see a girl but she is with another person Def Jam is to knock the guy out and to get your girl.

"Dude that chick is too hot for that jerk Def Jam him."

by Jay sin August 3, 2007

Elderly Jams

When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.

Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

jam sex

Sex with a girl while she's on her period.

Her: I'm on my period but really horny, want to have jam sex?
Cool partner: Sure.

Her: I'm on my period but really horny, want to have jam sex?
Uncool partner: Ew, gross.

by baileysinashoe January 16, 2017

jean jamming

Dry humping with jeans on. Often causes irritation and chafing.

Justin Timberlake at 2011 Spike Guys' Choice Awards: "are we going to spend 2 straight hours jean jamming them until chafing occurs and we have to walk all funny for 3 hard days?"

by 51westside July 9, 2011

space jammed

(v.) When one performs an epic series of movements to complete a mundane task.

Guy 1 performs a spinning jump to reach something off a high shelf.
Guy 2: "Oh man! He just space jammed!

by cooperdotmov December 9, 2010

Moob Jam

where a fat person does not clean under their moobs and gets all gunk their, like what happens with your toes when you get toe jam.

eww, gross! dude, you have moob jam! do you not clean under your moobs at all?!?!

by Tom Rowen May 12, 2010

Rasta Jamming

The act of shoving drugs into your pee hole.

Have you ever tried Rasta Jamming? It’s fun you should really try it!!

by TheRealChiken March 26, 2021