knee jerk 

A handjob from a midget

"she was kinda short but I loved her knee jerk action!"

knee jerk by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) November 2, 2009

Circuit Jerk It 

The act of 4 or more naked males sitting in a circle around a bagel, jerking themselves off. Once you are about to ejaculate you stand up and finish off on the bagel. This is continued until each male finishes off on the bagel. The last male to ejaculate on the bagel has to eat it in front of everyone.

One day Nef, Goob, Jon, and Michael got bored and they challenged each other to a circuit jerk it. They all got naked and Jon placed the bagel in the middle. Goob finished first, then Michael, then Nef, and Jon was last. Jon excitedly ate the bagel because he body was lacking in protein.

Circuit Jerk It by da best f00t June 23, 2009

Circle Jerk 

A ritual in which multiple negroes excitedly form a circle and proceed to perform a dance which is synonymous with the hit 2009 hip-hop song "You're a Jerk (I know)" by the New Boyz. Said dance called "the jerk" is performed at many parties and gatherings and street corners where the ratio of negroes to white men is greater than 4:1.

Regee: "Ay mayne you hittin' up dat circle jerk 2nite.

Winston: "I sincerely apologize, but I must decline for I am a caucasian male."

Regee:"Mayne, datz wak."

Circle Jerk by Sandman "Jedii Jerk" Jones September 23, 2009

not a jerk 

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.

Girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
Girl 2: yea, and then he went back to normal.

not a jerk by what-fucking-ever June 1, 2006

clean n jerk 

A name for a mans dirty genitals

Or the prosess of masturbating with your hand reversed

Err that man had a well dirty clean n jerk

clean n jerk by Weightlifter pedro September 12, 2006

cool jerk 

The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.

This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.

cool jerk by Rondo Boner March 31, 2009

Circuit Jerk 

When employees and higher ups from Circuit City force everyone out of another company to bring in their own ex-Circuit City employees. The term implies that they just then stand around in a circle jerk to celebrate their success of eventually bringing utter failure to the company that they are invading.

Dude I just lost my job to a Circuit Jerk.

Circuit Jerk by CircuitMan December 13, 2009